Hula Teacher:
Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo:
It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher:
"Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo:
And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
Lilo:
Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher:
Fish?
Lilo:
IT'S FISH! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher:
Lilo! Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo:
Pudge controls the weather.